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i miss my old life [Feb. 18th, 2006|04:20 pm]
[mood |blankblank]
[music |burn one down- ben harper]


because i dont have a new one.

and im bored

and it feels like all my old friends are gone.

why did i do this?
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i hate my fucking life [Oct. 31st, 2005|10:15 pm]
[mood |bitchybitchy]
[music |get ready~ sublime]

number one: i hate my fucking life. why? because it simply sucks. i go to emma willard. that is the top reason. they are all lesbians..and with any luck ( for them) i will become one too.they all want to rape me. i swear. number 2: mikiko wada is my roommate. the name says it all. she always has a cameltoe, and she smells like japan. GREAT COMBO. arent i the luckiest fucking person on earth? the only one that keeps me alive is lior, and even she thinks ( and her papa ) think that i have gone to the dark side. what a nice thing to come home too. she also makes me do her homework, but the good part is that we get to listen to my lover dane on the comp. i hate abreviations. this bitch named lila does it and its so fucking annoying. remind me to kill her by throwing her out my window.which thankfully is on the first floor.so it is handy for an easy escape.sweeet. i probably have c's in two of my classes so that makes life even better.my advisor looks like gollum from the lord of the rings and everytime she speaks it reminds me of gandalf. i want to nominate her to what not to wear. I LOVE LIVE JOURNAL!~!!!! ITS SOOOOO AMAZING!! I MEAN....WELLL...IDK (i dont know for those of us who hate aim lingo)...well....well...I HATE LIVEJOURNAL..well...i dont know..ya know..ijustfuckinglovelivejournal. < crack the code dumbasses.
LETS PLAYA GAME!! lets see if you can get me kicked out of emma willard!!! BE CREATIVE BITCHES.
i love lior, i love the d. ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN. keep on fucking.
love kylus
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my oh my its been a long time [Jul. 21st, 2005|03:02 am]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |saw red - sublime of course]

well. a lot has gone down<< haha since we last encountered. when was it? oh well i cant remember now. its summer already. about the end of uly. can you believe it? my birthday is in 5 days. sweeeet. the big 15. only a year till i get my permit. well i'll just give you an update on whats happening in my world. Lior, my love-is in israel. she coming back on august fourth. im gonna rape her when i see her, i miss her that much. quentin is coming home from nerd camp tomorow.. or should i say today since its 3;06 am right now. chelsea is home. im not really thinking about hanging out with her much this summer. its a little difficult for me to relate to her right now.in about a month and some change ill be scooting off to emma willard.. and i must say im not exactly thrilled. im going to miss so much. but whatever i know its all my fault. no use getting all depressed about it. havent done anything interesting lately since liors gone. was supposed to tonight but then i had to babysit. plus we always end up getting caught. woops. might want to be a little more cautious with that. cough cough.im thinking of going back to blonde. we all know they have more fun.righttt. im kind of tired right now but i dont want to go to sleep. i also wish i had some coca cola and or mcdonalds. wow im a fatass. i cant believe im gonna miss all the freshman next year. oh well. i can always come stalke somebodt at school wen im off. haha or the lame ass dances. theyh should be fun. cant believe im going to be a sophmore. freshamn year went bye too fast. i just read deenas myspace.. and now the curiosity is killing me! i want to read her livejournal. i know that makes me sound like a stalker, but i REALLY am curious to know what her and the freshman get up to these days. hope there being good. hahah yeah right. except i cant really picture them doing anything bad. wierd. i hope they dont get picked on too much. i know i hated bing stared at in the halls and treated like a 4 yhear old because i was a freshman. god. thank the lord thats over. well, im getting bored writing all this to no one in particular.. so im just going to stop typing. even thought the clicking sound the keyboard makes is oddly satisfiying and amusing at the same time. but what can you do.. im just a bitch.
goodnight.. or goodmorning.. whichever

kyleeeee <3333333333333333
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8th grade lovin' [Apr. 12th, 2005|08:33 pm]
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |harry potter classical style]

B-I-Z best teacher on the planet
I may be nice but dont take me for granite ( hahahaha)
igneous rocks are filled with gas holes
my 5th period class are a bunch of----- GOOD STUDENTS!!

"lets leave a little present for the janitor... I DONT THINK SO!!!!"


" got in trouble in math cause I put candles in my hair..."

"wonder what color mr biz' boxers are..??"

WISH THIS YEAR WAS LIKE LAST................o god...
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woo hoo [Apr. 10th, 2005|07:15 pm]
[mood |boredbored]
[music |fuck her gently- Tenacious D]

sooo.. basically this week has been pretty boring. Friday night went to the play with Val. Maaad fun. Had some funny conversations in the car. Steve slept over and simon and him played video games all fucking night.typico. Saturday mornin waited maddd long for fucking shabbat to be over and then found out that Ruca couldnt "chill." :( Sunday ( today) went to the play with val and Joanna again. Pretty fun. I sat next to this retarted girl who kept punching me and saying "holy shit, hes crazy!" every time the cat in the hat came onto the stage.So that was pretty fucking hilarious as Brian Fellos would say. Tomorrow is school and I really dont want to go but w/e. I will have to see people, unfortunatly. Was gonna chill with the big CT this weekend but her and Darren never called.whores. Anyway I'm gonna go get obese again and have McDonalds.Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

peace out, war in.

kylieeeeee <3
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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2005|05:21 pm]
[mood |fucking happy as hell]
[music |dont push~ sublime]

i love love love love love other peoples livejournal comments. they rock. nothing much happened this week accept for some normal but more serious fights etc. had maddddddddddd fun with chelsea darren and andrew this weekend and madddddd people were pissed at people at other people this week lets just say. so that was pretty fucking awesome. also, went to the mall with my baby ( and no we are not lesbians.. it doesnt help that she grabs me in public) and got the hollister jeans ive wanted since half past always. got up at the crack of 12 almost every day. awesome. also we played a maaaaad funny april fools joke on people by saying that someone shoved quentin into some bleachers and that he was at the hospital and needed a hip replacement. and the idiots believed us for like 15 minutes until quentin walked into the walked into the room.. suddenly cured. ahahhahahahah. also lior and i told quentin that we were in a fight when we really werent. i pretended to cry and it was really funny. wow im such a bitch.hahaha. im so funny. and i love livejournal.

bye babys!

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EWWW [Mar. 14th, 2005|08:26 pm]
[mood |pissed offpissed off]
[music |scarlett begonias ~ sublime]

certain people are backstabbers and disgust me. But what they dont know... is that me and Lior had FUN. without them. HA FUCKING HA.
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immature japes......... [Feb. 23rd, 2005|02:47 pm]
Good God. Maybe if I pray to baby Jesus he will stop. Maybe I could just yell at my dad. But then baby Jesus wouldnt be able to hear my prayers. You just cant win. So anyway my pater is lecturing me about how I could be doing something better with my time then going on "immature japes."
"immature japes." Lawks a mercy. I bet when he went to school they used to make their own fun with bits of weetabix packets. And a really great night was going down to the grocery store and thinking about what you could make with dairy products. but tragically, life is not like that. We do not do "immature japes," we do really sophisticated japes. kind of. Well anyway, I could rave on for America, as im sure you would appreciate, but I have some rather pressing matters to attend to. i.e., eating. So I must "catch" you later if I may.( just thought i'd use some of our catchy american phrases there)
toodle pip
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longggg week [Feb. 10th, 2005|08:23 pm]
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |goldfrapp~ strict machine]

Hey whats up best friends?
same here, thanks for asking.
Well anyways its 8:25 and I really should be doing homework but obviously im not. Yesturday Cra and I kinda got into a strop but we kinda just forgot about it today. Which is good. Because you know you cant be mad at that bich for long. Its wierd. Ive barely seen Lianna all freackin week! where has that bitch got to? I need my sucky sucky. I know, too inside. Goulet. Anyway.. Lior has been her regular ass self. She got a haircut that she hates but looks exactly the same as the other one. (?) But ANYWOO... tomorrow is ski club. (yay?) saw Darren conoby ( my best bud) this week in school for like the first time in forever. And speaking of darren, the quote of the week is " dude.. chill" Just imagine saying it in that drreny kind of voice. Scary, I know. In better news, I am babysitting! (wtf?) no easybake tonight. Lior and Emma were once again making fun of Shakira* today on the bus. It was funny though.. even though she is still really nice to me. EVERYONE BETER BE GOING TO THE MARDIGRAS DANCE. they give out beads ok!? That is the number one reason why you need to attend. I wish my number one bitch Chelsea was going, but you cant have everything now can you. I till need to sind some decent hoes. Well, Mr. conoby just made my day today! I see him on the way to the bus... and all that son of a bitch can say is " did you die your hair? it looks white." I guess thats what friends are for... It has been such a long week. I cant wait until feb. break. Wow.....some people really need to kep their big mouths shut and not tell people Liors business.. never mind that it isnt true. people these days. Cant wait fer Slinas birthday.. gonna be mad fun. ( roviding nothing bad happens. i.e. her mother ) I know that was mean.. but sadly its true. even ask Selina. Hopefully that bitch will be at ski club tomorrow. I know, dont I adress my friends with such love? Bitches is the only loving way I can describe them. I MISS MY LARA ON FRIDAY NIGHTS. darren if you read this tell her that. And have "fun" together. By the by, I would suggest mixing it up a bit and NOT MAKING OUT FOR THREE HOURS. thanks!
fuck ya later bitches..
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I LOVE LIVE JOURNAL [Feb. 2nd, 2005|05:42 pm]
[mood |mischievousmischievous]

soo, Today im making another great Livejournal entry.I no, your excited.sooo...uh..yeahh.um well today was really great because it was school, which is always great.. because ya no.. we spend 2 periods with mrs carson- hell yes. Anyway, so today a lot of stuff happened. Not just A lot of stuff, A LOT OF STUFF. Well, first, i went to sleep last night.. and then I woke up and took a shower, and got dressed in my sexy sexy lingerie and then I went out the door. JK! I put on clothes first! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (!!!!!!!) I am soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Oh yeah.. back to my day. So then we drove to school, which took 12345678910 minutes. after the 12345678910 minutes of my gorgeous gourgeous day, i walked up like 40000 steps... i got tired...then masterbated. then i saw LIOR!.. awww that was funnn..we walked into the storage closet..and GOT-IT-ON. sex with lior its kinda fun... but sometimes...well....were getting too personal. Dont you LOVE LIVE JOURNALS!??!?!?! i DONT!... i mean.. i DO! but ...well ok... seriously, they suck. they just..dooo.... ya know?... but we all love them when it comes down to our true hardcore live journal loving selves..right...WRONG!....have u ever seen that commerial!?!? ya know, where the guys like....NO! youve been WA-RONG this WHOLE time!!!!....u didnt?! w/e.. u suck! along with live journal...but..id really like a chicken wa-rap! mmmmmm....chicken wa-raps. so so good. so. whats up?! LMAO U CANT ANSWER ME!!!! LOL LMAO LMAO LMAO... HAHHAHAHAHAH IM SOOOOOO FUNNY! :-D:-D:-D I ROCK! sooo now that u cant answer back i guess i can call u a cunt sucking bitch! hahahahah CUNT SUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR A CUNT SUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! THATS RIGHT! IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!! (jk, mom) I LOVE EMMMAAAAAA... NOT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHAKIRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whenever wherever.... cra lior and i are meant to be together.... i dont know the rest of the words... so baby be my dear (wtf?).!!!!!!!!!
Love karen
alright, thats enough..
so today... i um... i was in math class and my phone rang... man i wish it was on viberate! DAMMIT!
isnt it amazing!? i dindt think someone could be this funnY! it sso awesome that god decided to create ME as the fucking funniest person alive!
LOL IM SOOOO FUNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! ROFLOL < rolling on flour licking o' lot! (HAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
i like eggs....
and ham
and cheese...
and eggs
mmmm eggs...
and chicken wa-raps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOAAAAAA CHICKEN WA-RAPS!!!!
MAN o WOMAN!dont worry... i wont tourture u for much longer..
i gtg soon
but wait... let me tell u about my life story... DONT WORRY! im ONLY 14.5643568724589!
i Love math! jk! i have a 45 i ma math clas
i hav a 45 in inglish two!!!!!
i love wa-rockin!
ok...fuck me later and ill fuck u WAY later
much love honeys
*THE NAMES KYLIE... u know the girl from mean girls that flashes her tV! HAHA IM SO FUNNY!
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